axelle: (*rawr*)
Hey, everyone. I’ve got a little request to make. My friend Tyler has a dog that he can’t take care of anymore so needs to find a home for him. The dog’s name is Hercules, but everyone just calls him Hercie. He’s eight years old, he’s fixed, and he’s a pure bred Lhasa Apso. He’s got a good temperament; he’s good with other dogs, and kids. He’s got a few minor health issues because he is an older dog. He’s got a bad heart, bad kidneys, and hip dysplasia. He doesn’t need regular vet visits or anything he’s just old. Lol. He’s a really good dog. He’ll only bark when there is someone at the door. He likes to just sit and chill. So, if anyone is interested or if you know someone who might be interested please e-mail me at :D
axelle: (Ragnarok)

I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning to go to work. Tyler had a few odd jobs to finish up at my Dad's shop at 7 o'clock and it was my job to supervise him. Driving a forklift at 8 o'clock in the frosty morning isn't all its cracked up to be. My legs locked up from the cold and from pressing down so hard on the shitty break pedal on that ancient forklift. Then, the damn thing ran out of propane so I had to go get the tanks refilled.

Then, the van wouldn't start up! I had to move it because Tyler had to sweep under it. We had to jump start it. Then, to top it all off, I was so out of it and tired that I forgot my glasses in the office and now my eyes hurt just from trying to read what I'm typing right now!
axelle: (Eddie and Sally)
axelle: (The Joker)
I really wanna spend like a whole day in Barnes & Noble. This idea is basically just like my other idea to spend a whole day in the mall. Now, though, I have my plan a little more thought out.

2. Supplies are crucial. Mainly money.
3. Perhaps a video camera to record the antics.
4. Exact times in which to stay. I'm thinking 9 to 5.
axelle: (Rorschach)
Finally! Internet is back. Finished Darkfever by Karen Marie Moning in one day. Dying to play WoW, but can't. Queen of the Damned by Anne Rice is taking way too long to read. Pretty annoying. Um, yeah. I think that's it.

Oh. Saw Watchmen. It was good.


Feb. 28th, 2009 01:04 pm
axelle: (Computer chip)
CD cover

1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random... Read More”
or click
The first random Wikipedia article that comes up is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations"
or click
The last four or five words of the very LAST quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click
The third picture in the top row, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use PhotoShop or whatever to put it all together.

5 - Post it to LJ with this text.


Feb. 23rd, 2009 12:27 am
axelle: (Metroid!)
Well… I canceled my World of Warcraft account… again. I had to. I really need to focus right now on what’s important… like RPing! XD

No, but seriously, I need to focus on work and stuff so that I can have the money this summer to do all the fun things I want before going back to school in the fall. Plus, I don’t have the goddamn money to pay for the subscription anymore.

I am so fuckin’ dirt poor right now its not even funny. My paychecks are so small… it sucks.

I watched The Pagemaster and Little Nemo today. Ah, memories. Look ‘em up on YouTube. Some lovely soul uploaded the entire things. :D
axelle: (Captain Planet)
I figured I better tell this magical tale before I forget. Yesterday was my cousin Erin's 18th birthday. Her mom, my aunt Janet, was my mom's best friend even before they became sisters in law so both myself and my mother were invited to Erin's birthday party. We got to go to this place call Lips. You have to be 18 to get in.

Holy shit. It was so much fun. Lips is a place where the almost everyone working there are transvestites. So even before I get there I know that this is gonna kick ass. They put on shows and everything. Of course, the moment we get there my mom is suckin' down Long Island Ice teas like they're going out of style. Our waitress was this ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL black man called Kiki. She was fucking hilarious. While taking our orders she would get all ghetto and snappy and say shit like "Hurry up white bitches!" or "Help a bitch out." when we took to long handing her our menus. The majority of the people there were female. They're were only like a handful of guys there... well guys not in drag that is. Lol!

Now I should probably explain something real fast before I go on. From what I could see some of them had breast implants and others just had falsies. Kiki and Gigi had implants. They all looked just like women. It was pretty fabulous.

Anyway! So they serve our food and show begins! The first performer is Kiki! She changed in the back while the busboys served our food. She comes out in this tiny little stringy purple dress thing and Katy Perry's song I Kissed a Girl comes on. So she starts dancing and lip syncing up on stage and then she comes down and starts grinding on random people and she pulls people away from their by their chairs and starts grinding her crotch on this one woman's face then she comes over to my mom and grabs her head and shoves her breasts right in my mother's face. Everyone at our table was in tears from laughing so hard. Omg.

So then the song ends and she leaves and it's just like holy shit my mom just got a man's breasts in her face. XD. Too fucking good.

There were a bunch of them that got up on stage and did their little bit. I can't remember them all, but I do remember the most memorable ones. The next show I remember was Gigi's. Gigi was this drop dead gorgeous Asian man. She came out wearing this huge red billowing dress thing. The song Womanizer by Brittany Spears comes on louder than shit. She's dancin' around on stage playing around with her dress and lip syncing. Then as the chorus comes on she rips off the billow red dress thing and reveals that she is only wearing some red feathered pasties on her breasts and some tiny red panties. The general reaction to this was "WOOOOOOOOOOO0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo00o0o0o0o!!!!" She ended up giving Erin's gay friend Robert a crazy ass lap dance. It was fucking the best shit I've ever seen in my life. The place fucking erupted. Lol!

The next show I remember clearly was Big Disney's. She was this overweight man with falsies on. She came out dressed as Alice from Alice in Wonderland. She was fucking amazing. She did the splits. THE FUCKING SPLITS. They had a really amazing Cher too. She sung her own songs and didn't lip sync.

Anyway, sorry for any spelling or grammar errors I wrote this in a rush. GOOD TIMES! KELLY I HAVE TO TAKE YOU SOMETIME!

I'm ashamed that I actually like that song Womanizer. XD


Feb. 14th, 2009 02:34 pm
axelle: (Default)
Happy Valentines Day!
v-day 09

On a side note I think I'm getting sick... Ugh.


Feb. 6th, 2009 09:45 am
axelle: (Talking to myself)
Ahhhhh! WoW has eaten me alive again. Plus I’m at work and my Dad is on my ass so I’m forced to make this entry a short one.

I met an Italian billionaire today. He had a firm handshake.

Um, lemme see, what else happened. We have no more home phone. I did my taxes yesterday. It’s raining right now. Thank God it’s Friday.

Must play Troy and Rorschach more. I’m so distracted it’s not even funny.

OH FUCK. I just remembered I need new passport paperwork. Ack, totally fucking forgot. Okay, to-do list time.

1. E-mail Bruce about bank interest.
2. Call Disney about stock shares and tell them I’m over 18.
4. Buy AX tickets when I get the money.
5. Finish Rorschach entry and start a new entry for Argyle.

And I think that’s it.
axelle: (Ragnarok)

Eeeeeeeeeheeheeheeheehee! I'm so excited that they are making another one. The first movie kicked so much ass.


Jan. 25th, 2009 07:36 am
axelle: (Old as time)
Once again my iPod Touch has amazed me. I downloaded this free app called Stanza. It allows me to download books and read them on my iPod. Some I can download for free and others I have to pay for. The Time Machine by Herbert George Wells came already on it free of charge. Fuckin’ kick ass. I’ve always wanted to read that book ever since I saw the movie The Time Machine made in 1960.

I talked to Tyler today. He’s up in Julian for some goddamn reason. He’s probably camping with Brittany again.

Oh! I talked to Lauren too. She’s taking classes down here this semester. I can’t remember why exactly… I think she ran out of money for an apartment or she flunked out of San Francisco State or something… She's looking for a job right now.

Oooo! And I am so excited. I have an awesome post for Rorschach in the works. It’s gonna rock when I’m done. The first post for him kinda really sucked because I got nervous and jumped the gun. I just posted something just for the sake of posting… I should play Troy more… XD

Anyway! 66 days until my birthday! Speaking of birthdays… Kel? Are we going to Las Vegas the weekend before your birthday or the weekend after? I’m just curious because if we’re going the weekend after your birthday I’m gonna miss my brother’s birthday on the 19th. :(

Ack, that reminds me, I really need to buy AX tickets. DX

That also reminds me… I forgot… CCI is 4 days long not including preview night. Preview night is on the 22nd of July and the rest of the days are on the 23rd, 24th, 25th, and the 26th. :D
axelle: (Mulan)
Ok, so… yes. On January 29th I will have no home phone or internet. That’s the big blackout day. On January 30th I will get internet back, but my home phone number will be disconnected… FOREVER. THE ONLY THING CONNECTING ME TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD ON THE 29TH WILL BY MY CELL PHONE.

The Sims 2 is still not working on my laptop. I’ve tried everything and nothing works. I installed the first disk onto my desktop and it runs fine.

WoW is sooooo not doin’ it for me anymore. It’s so effin’ boring. I’ve done everything like 10,000 times and all the new shit is just like the old shit only shinier. It’s like reinventing the fuckin’ wheel.

I seriously have got to lose some weight. I’m so lethargic and out of shape its sad.


On another note! TRAILER!

LOL this is so Tyler’s movie!


Jan. 23rd, 2009 10:23 am
axelle: (Eddie and Sally)
Apparently we are getting rid of our landline. THAT’S RIGHT PEOPLE. Times are tough, so I will no longer have a home phone number. Cell phones only from now on!

As luck would have it that also means that I need to either get some Wite-Out or get new passport forms. My home phone number is written all over that damn thing for my contact information. I just finished that shit too… JUST MY FUCKING LUCK GUYS. SRSLY.

So, yeah… My home phone number will no longer work sometime in February.

What that also means is that sometime in February I will have NO INTERNET FOR A WHOLE DAY. I’m gonna have to leave the house on that day…

And for some dumbass reason The Sims 2 has stopped working on my laptop. It’s really pissing me off.

Another thing… I’m still not completely well. I can’t stop coughing… and now my eye is bothering me. I hope it’s not Pinkeye. I feel old.
axelle: (Metroid!)

Looks cute, right?

Anyway! I was thinking about doing another "daily" type thing. Kind of like what I did back in December with the whole fact thing. I wanna do something less personal and more interesting though. XD

I was thinking maybe a vocabulary word a day... or something? I dunno I'm still thinking about it.
axelle: (Ariel)
I finally finished my passport paperwork!

Fun fact: My Mom was born in Worcester, MA! Worcester was established as a town on June 14, 1722 and as a city on February 29, 1848. Worcester is located in Central Massachusetts approximately 45 miles west of Boston, has a population close to 175,500 and is the second-largest city in New England.


In other news, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die if I don't get an Oreo McFlurry sometime soon.

Now, here's another trailer!

I think it looks really cute.
axelle: (Freddy)
I dunno... This looks really good for some reason. I mean, sure, it's a remake and all that crap, but the producer is Wes Craven... So it has to be good, right!?

axelle: (Dent)
May I present to you one of the hottest mother fuckers ever! It's from the Feb '09 issue of Cosmopolitan. I know, I know... IT COMES TO THE HOUSE MY MOM ORDERS IT DON'T JUDGE ME!

Take a peek under here for some Sexhart! )


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